On Peas...

Originally posted on 29 August 2003 at 12:12am

[mood: downright upright]
[music: why, The Goober Pea Song]

OK, so I may be a Whipmaster by day ... but by night my friends say I take quite nicely to a little song and dance every once in a while. So, without further ado, I give you the Goober Pea Song:

Peas!
Peas!
Peas!
Peas!
Eatin' Goober Peas!

So nutritious,
And delicious
Eatin' Goober Peas!

Peas!
Peas!
Peas!
(Peas!)
Eatin' Goober Peas!

So nutritious,
And delicious

Eatin'
Goober
Peas!!!

*BREAKDOWN*

SHOVE THE FUCKING PEAS DOWN YOUR THROAT SON
I HATE MY FATHER
THE SUN SHINES DOWN ON THE FIELD
I AM PICKING
GOOBER
PEEEAAAASSSSSS!!!!

Wow. This one never gets old. The guys love to hear this one down at the corner pub.I think Mink just died.

Wellness Reigns,
Whipmaster Charlie