The WC melts womens with his verse

Originally posted on 15 January 2007 at 10:04am

Greetings whipitites,

Before we get started here, be sure all-a-yous head on over to the Johnny for my good friend Derek's breaking news report. Rest assured ol' Charlie will be convertin' his whip to a fishing rod many times over this year to join in the full scale attack on the Giant Fish Mastermind Formerly Known As Big Pooga (Willy). You best get your acts together and help me out, otherwise you're gonna feel the tearing pain of a whip right close to your nether regions. YIEE!

Back to the business at hand. I promised to show yooz some of Charlie's sensitive side, and by golly, it's about that time. Now I ain't proclaimin' to be anywhere near the likes of Bad Poetry Guy or the Poetry Revolutionist. But I think we all know ol' Charlie knows how to turn a phrase every now and again (see: Goober Peas). Here it goes now. Hope you like it!

ITERATION 3: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF YOUNG CHARLES POONTERGRAND - A BOY AND HIS WHIP

Why oh why!
Must I be cry
-ing with my Whip?
I'll take a dip

In the summer pool
It felt so cool
To take a dip
With my Whip

The water's safe
I felt a chafe
But it was just
(And laugh I must)

My trusty
Lusty
Whip

A young boy so confused
At times oft' bemused
I yearn to be a whipmaster
But all I know is how to plaster
Walls in the summer home
Of the evil chrome dome

It takes such a long time
With my trusty
Lusty
Whip

One day I will rule you all
In a castle strong and tall
With my friend Wilbur Burris
And the name you'll hurr is

Whipmaster Charlie!
With his trusty
Lusty
Whip

Did you like it? Thanks for reading friends. More is still to come! Talk to you soon!

-WC