[mood: sassafrastic]
[music: some Warrant song]
Well hello kids, Whipmaster Charlie here at long last. I don't have a lot of time actually. You see, I'm working on this new project and it requires a great amount of my attention at the moment. I think you'll like it! Anyway, the rest of the subverts and I are planning to take down all the rest of you .... from the inside!!! Woops! I told you! What? We haven't gotten to you yet? Well, just wait mister. The Whipmaster and his friends will soon drop by to whip you into shape. No DJ will be spared. No cretin will go unblemished. No bare back will go unpunished ... by none other than your old friend Charlie. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Unless you suck. Then the ride will be painful and you won't enjoy it. Anyway, that's all for now. Silas is getting angry! Watch out peoples!
Cheers,
Whipmaster Charlie
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